Craigslist ads - Intro

2012-11-12


Recently, I've been experiencing quite a lot of what some might call morose. There are numerous reasons for this, but there's no longer any point in going over them. I've also been experiencing quite a lot of boredom. The upshot to this is that when I'm bored, apathetic and (quite often) drunk, I'll get around to doing things I normally won't.

Specifically, I've decided to begin posting ads on Craigslist that are less than entirely genuine. Worst case scenario, I make myself laugh. Best case, I entertain people and get laid. There's really no downside to this, outside of whatever possible shame and diseases I might be introduced to further down the line.

It's a simple gimmick: Every week I post as a fake person of a different ethnic stereotype. The first post was as a drunk Russian. I think next time will be a Mexican or something like that.

Sadly, Craigslist is harder to fool than I had initially assumed; they ghosted that first ad, which means this website may very well be the only place where these postings see the light of day. Oh well.

If anyone reads this: Enjoy.

  1. Comrade Jim
  2. Senor Jim